thanks to @breagrant :: I am obessed with http://www.manrepeller.com/

the definition of manrepeller, or my closet.

man·re·pell·er1[mahn-ree-peller]

–nounoutfitting oneself in a sartorially offensive way that will result in repelling members of the opposite sex. Such garments include but are not limited to harem pants, boyfriend jeans, overalls (see: human repelling), shoulder pads, full length jumpsuits, jewelry that resembles violent weaponry and clogs.–verb (used without object),-pell·ing, -pell·ed.